Pregnancy doesn't get any hotter than this, people.

Actual conversation upon waking up this morning:

Me: Morning.

Him: Morning. You were snoring.

Me: Yeah, I know. Sorry. I kind of woke myself up doing it.

Him: Yeah, you woke me up too. I actually thought it was the guy next door doing construction at 5 am. I got so mad that I was going to get your video camera and go tape him because you aren't supposed to use power tools that early. Then I went to get up and I leaned over and realized it was you. It sounded like a power saw cutting through logs.

Me: .....

Him: It was totally awesome. And by awesome I mean awful.

Me: Oh god. I'm sorry. But seriously, it's not going to get any better. I wake up 20 times a night to roll over. The dog walks on us. I snore. I don't know why you sleep in here any-

Him: I'M MOVING OUT TONIGHT.